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demova: A.U. Harry Potter, where every wand is substituted by guns ; every magic broomstick by Vespas ; quidditch by urban fights ; and fizzing whizbees, jelly slugs, acid pops… by drugs. #PARSELTONGUE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

demova:

A.U. Harry Potter, where every wand is substituted by guns ; every magic broomstick by Vespas ; quidditch by urban fights ; and fizzing whizbees, jelly slugs, acid pops… by drugs.

#PARSELTONGUE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?




leighway: #like lol can you just imagine Harry going to Dean to ask him to draw this#”So what do you want under the announcement?” #”I reckon a huge ass drawing of me on a broom in Quidditch gear ought to do it. Yeaaah.” i can actually see dean doing this all on his own though probably with seamus’s encouragement because seamus is somehow always involved in decisions that put dean’s life at risk “dean,” harry would say through clenched teeth. “tell me you only hung these around gryffindor tower” “i mean yeah ………. i mean mostly yeah” “POTTER!!!!!!” draco would crow as he swept into the great hall like a pointy blond whirlwind of indignation clutching a flyer over his head. “I FOUND THIS SPELLOTAPED OVER LITTLE MALCOLM BADDOCK’S HEADBOARD. CORRUPTING OUR YOUTH NOW ARE WE? NO LONGER CONTENT SIMPLY TO LORD YOUR SUPERIOR DARK LORD ENCUMBERING PRESENCE OVER THE SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO COMMISSION FANART THAT WILL ENDANGER THE VIRTUES OF IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG SLYTHERINS—” “god, malfoy, what virtues? and i thought you were ignoring me this year.” “I AM!!!! I AM… IGNORING YOU. FURIOUSLY. AND WERE I NOT IGNORING YOU I WOULD URGE YOU TO KEEP YOUR FILTHY PROPAGANDA AWAY FROM MY CHARGES. THE NERVE. THE SHEER NERVE. NO DON’T — TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME GOYLE!!! I AM TELLING POTTER ABOUT HIS NERVE!!!”

leighway:

#like lol can you just imagine Harry going to Dean to ask him to draw this#”So what do you want under the announcement?” #”I reckon a huge ass drawing of me on a broom in Quidditch gear ought to do it. Yeaaah.”

i can actually see dean doing this all on his own though probably with seamus’s encouragement because seamus is somehow always involved in decisions that put dean’s life at risk

“dean,” harry would say through clenched teeth. “tell me you only hung these around gryffindor tower”

“i mean yeah ………. i mean mostly yeah”

“POTTER!!!!!!” draco would crow as he swept into the great hall like a pointy blond whirlwind of indignation clutching a flyer over his head. “I FOUND THIS SPELLOTAPED OVER LITTLE MALCOLM BADDOCK’S HEADBOARD. CORRUPTING OUR YOUTH NOW ARE WE? NO LONGER CONTENT SIMPLY TO LORD YOUR SUPERIOR DARK LORD ENCUMBERING PRESENCE OVER THE SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO COMMISSION FANART THAT WILL ENDANGER THE VIRTUES OF IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG SLYTHERINS—”

“god, malfoy, what virtues? and i thought you were ignoring me this year.”

“I AM!!!! I AM… IGNORING YOU. FURIOUSLY. AND WERE I NOT IGNORING YOU I WOULD URGE YOU TO KEEP YOUR FILTHY PROPAGANDA AWAY FROM MY CHARGES. THE NERVE. THE SHEER NERVE. NO DON’T — TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME GOYLE!!! I AM TELLING POTTER ABOUT HIS NERVE!!!”